
I figured out how to turn my wand on but now I can’t turn it off. Where is the “nox” function on this thing.
EDIT: Oh my god I have to wave it.
I’m late with this meme but it’s been my drafts forever and I had almost everything filled out.
Choose your top 6 shows 5 fandoms (in no particular order):
- A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones
- Harry Potter
- Legend of Korra
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
- Sherlock
The first character I fell in love with:
- Petyr Baelish
- Albus Dumbledore
- Meelo
- Zuko
- Sherlock Holmes
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
- Stannis Baratheon
- Tom Riddle, Neville Longbottom
- Tahno
……or Howl
- Sokka
- Jim Moriarty
The character everyone else loves that I hate (Or in my opinion is my least favourite):
- The Starks
- Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin
- Makorra
that counts as a character, right?
- Katara
- Molly Hooper
The character everyone else hates that I love:
- Stannis Baratheon, Tyrion Lannister
- Tom Riddle
- Tahno & Amon/Noatak
- Azula
- Homicidal Jim Moriarty
- This is character love we’re talking about
The character I’m most like:
- Stannis Baratheon/Rodrik Harlaw
- Minerva McGonagall
- Mako/Lin Beifong
- Azula
- Sherlock Holmes
- Now imagine if they were all invited to the same party
My five favourite characters (in order):
- Stannis Baratheon, Tyrion Lannister, Maester Aemon, Daenerys Targaryen, Alayne Stone
- Tom Riddle, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Minerva McGonagall, Kingsley Shacklebolt
- Tahno, Lin Beifong, Meelo, Asami, old!Katara
- Azula, Iroh, Zuko, Guru Pathik, Toph
- Sherlock Holmes, Jim Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes, James Watson
My sister just found out that Voldemort is a half-blood.

“Oh my god, everything just makes sense!”

“Is that why he hates Muggles?”

“You can’t leave us now! We need you here!”
“Move!”
“I won’t let you go!”
“Move!”
“No!”
HERMIONE AND NEVILLE. WHERE’S PETRIFICUS TOTALUS WHEN YOU NEED IT. EDIT
Slytherin was a dark wizard who murdered Ravenclaw and ordered his favorite student to go after her daughter. They both still roam these walls as ghosts as we all know. Also, he assisted the rule of Mordor over the country Gondor by the dark lords Souran and Souroman.
FOR ALL OF YOU KIDS WHO ARE TIMID AND AFRAID, DON’T YOU WORRY, DON’T YOU SCURRY FAR AWAY. I AM HERE TO PUT YOU WERE YOU’LL BE BEST! SO YOU CAN BE HAPPY AND GO WITH ALL THE REST. YOU MIGHT BE A SLYTHERIN, WERE THEY ARE CLEAVER WITH PLANS! ONCE YOU’RE THERE, HAVE IT TO BEAR, YOU PART OF THEIR CLANS! OR MAYBE A WISE OLD RAVENCLAW! OR A TRUTHFUL HUFFLEPUFF! YOU’LL GET THERE SOON AND WE SHALL EAT, THE FOOD IS NOT RAW! BE GOOD THOUGH, OR YOU’LL GET A CUFF! PERHAPS IN DEAR OLD GRYFFINDOR, THE MOST HEROIC OR THE FOUR! AS POWERFUL AND STRONG AS A LOIN OR A BOAR! SO PUT ME ON DON’T BE AFRAID, DON’T YOU DARE WORRY! DON’T GO FAR AWAY! DON’T YOU DARE SCURRY, LIKE A COMMON RAT! FOR I’M THE SORTING HAT!

We went grocery shopping.
(E Weekly Harry Potter + HBP “Ultimate” Edition 3-disk and a…book?)
Cashier Lady: “Have you watched the last one? I haven’t yet. But I watched Part 1. And I’ve read all the books at least 5 times.”
Exit Lady: “Is that all seven?!”
My sister just asked me if Snape was Harry’s father…
I proceeded to explain the entire Marauder Era to her.